Ninja Academy

enough said...

Teacher: Okay, the last one is...Flare. Flare? Flare, are you present?

Flare bursts through the door: Yeah!!! I'm here! huff, huff.

Teacher: Then will you take your seat?

Flare: uh, yea...

Flare walks over to his seat.

Teacher: Now that we're all here, finally, we will begin our lesson...

The lesson was so boring. He only talked about the ranks,
Academy Student<Genin<Chunin<Jounin<Sanin
weapons, kunai knives, senbon, katana...
and jutsu elements... fire, water, wind, lightning, earth...

Then they were finally allowed to leave. Everyone cheered.

Teacher: But i want a 2 page report on the rank system, and its due tomorrow!

Class: awww...

Teacher says irritated: Flare? Is Flare here?

Flare rushes in: Yes!!!! Uh, I mean, present.

Teacher: Late again?

Flare: Actually, technically I'm not late until you've called out my name, and I haven't answered.

Teacher: Detention

Flare: What?!

Teacher: Keep talking and that's what'll happen.

Flare shut up right away.

The teacher sighed: Well, i want you all to hand in your two page report on the rank system.

Flare cringed: (i forgot)

Teacher: Flare?

Flare: Its, uh, at...home!

Teacher: You didn't finish it?

Flare: My cat ate it!

Teacher: How do you expect to be genin like this?

Flare sighed: Fine, I forgot.

Teacher: Quite understandable. I'll overlook it this once.

Flare gaped at her. Then thought of how lucky he was.

Well :the teacher continued: In a few days, you will be tested to become genin. Not all of you will make it. *she looks at Flare**Flare rolled his eyes* But, I'm here to make sure those of you who can get in, get in.

Flare: So, how are we gonna get tested?

Teacher: Well, A chunin I suppose will come and test you, and decide if you have what it takes to become genin. The chunin i guess chooses the test. Then, if you make it, You get one of these. *she points to her arm where her forehead protector was located.*

Another student: So when will the chunin come?

The teacher shrugged: Beats me.

after a few gruesome hours, class was over and they were free to leave.

*i walk into the class*
aww...hello students i am your teacher Sab Shimono today you will all try to pass my graudation exam but first i need to call the role
*i start to call the role*

Flare looks at his watch. He'd slept in...again...but this time, he had a chance. He wouldn't be late today.

Flare sprints into the class: YES!!! I'M NOT LATE!!!!

Flare's expression soon turns to shock when he looks at the teacher: W-who're you?

*i look at the kid*
ahaha you would of knew that if you here eariler now take your seat boy!
*i said strictful*

Flare:...uh...okay...

Flare walked slowly over to his seat. Flare grumbled: What are you here for?

*i look at thr last student strangely*
hmm...ok lets get started
*i transform into the raikage*
*one kid says*
Hey its the raikage!
*i say*
Ok kids this is the first thing of the graduation transformation jutsu! now i need every one to transform into the raikage to pass part one of the exam
*i say forceful*

Flare watched as the students lined up one by one. Each turning into the Raikage. Good thing he had a chance to watch them, cuz he's a little brushy with the transforming jutsu. Before long it was Flare's turn.

Flare: TRANSFORM!!!!

A huge cloud of black smoke erupted, when that happens, you know something wrong happened. Surprisingly, a perfect version of the Raikage appeared before Shimada.

Flare: (crap, i hope the teacher doesn't say that I did it wrong. Nah, he probably won't, he won't find anything wrong with me...then again...the other students don't transform with black smoke. Not my fault everything that has to do with smoke is always black when i do it.)

hmm...impressive students
*i walk around and see everyone*
now lets move on! follow me!
*we walked into the training room*
ok maggots i need you all to throw an kunai in the center of the targets like this
*i throw an kunai and it hit bulls eye*
now you all try!
*they line up and start to do it i look at flare*
your up kid!

Flare laughed nervously. He's not used to using kunai. He's usually used senbon. He fumbled around his pouch and finds an old kunai.

Flare: Here I GO!!!!

He throws it as hard as he can at the target. He figured that would somehow make it hit the bulls eye. Surprisingly, he wasn't that far off. He made just the ring outside the bulls eye.

Flare: woot!

*i look at flare kunai compared to the others it was quite well in range*
very impressive lets proceed lets go to do the last part now come!
*we walk into classroom with the students and pass them an written test*
this is your last part a ninja should also have brains on the battlefield
*i sit at my desk and wait*

Flare: (Dang...I dunno any of these questions...Heck I dun even think we've been taught any of these things...) Is this a joke? *Flare looks around and notices that his classmates seem to be having a hard time* Is this a joke? *he says more loudly*

occ-is this like Ibiki's test? Where we're supposed to gather intelligence, like a ninja would?

Pass up the test time is up
*i check the papers*
hmm...you did well you know about the basics charka control etc...because you all took the test well look at you all our new genin congadulations children
*i smile*

Flare laughs weakly. He did manage to get a few right after all. Then he comprehended what he was just told.

Flare: YES! I passed!

That was then followed by a series of whoops of delight from his other classmates.

*i point toward the door*
Now time to shape your destiny now go on and do missions and odd jobs to help our village grow stronger because remember you guys are the future.

*jashin arrives at the kumogakure ninja academy. the instructors are all on break*
jashin: oooooooh, why hello children
mishi: who are you?
jashin : oh, dont worry about who i am, ill be leaving soon
*jashin coughs. he then opens his mouth and a black mist flows from him to the child. the child doesnt feel a thing*
"ok, bye bye now" *jashin dissappears*
mishi: hm, that guy was weird*the child starts to cough mildly...*

i reach into my pcket and take out to energy pills
i swollow them i then take medicine to keep my
immune system up

ahh... every one in this villige is sick exept me

a man who appears to be jonin approaches me
hello sir can i help u [/color
[color=green]]yes u can give me a lightning scroll with everything on it
hahahaha u cant be seriouse
i am
ok the man gets the scroll and hands it to me
thank u i and the clone walk away

I walk into the academy. Time to graduate... I whisper to myself. I sit down in one of the desks.

I start becoming bored wondering when the teacher would show up. I begin doodling on a piece of paper. The wings of the butterfly I doodle begin flapping on the page. A student nearby looks over my shoulder at what I was drawing. Suddenly he begins staring at something that seems to fly around the room. I smirk. That's so cool. the student says. Others look at the picture and they too start watching something fly around the room too. Soon the whole classroom of kids is watching the "butterflies" flit and fly around the room as they're all in a trance-like state. I lean back in my chair and smirk as I watch the other students. That sensei better show up soon, I'm getting bored.

"a man appears entering the class room eating an apple"

sorry i'm late class now lets get started shall we?you all are here to be come certified ninjas of kumo right?...its gonna be easy once you place that head band around head you just sold your life for this village...

"he said strongly and then he sits down and takes another bite out of the apple"

Now are you guys ready for the exam?

"he said leaning back while chewing on the apple"