Akatsuki Lair South HQ

i cut in jashin sentence see jashin you don't think i turn around and face jashin none of you all think ya'll just do and i'm sick of it there will be no more hunting for hosts until neccsary because right now after that little antic Jashin the leaf and mist will notify the other villages to keep guard of there bijjus now we are gonna have to sit back for a while and get out the public eye none of us will go out this village unless nero or i say so you here i say to all them.

hear u loud and clear o i forgot to say one of our former akatsuki members
are giving away all our hidden info she goes by the name of jospia me and jashin are very familar of her my ninjas have reported to me that shes the one who informed the leaf and kirigakure of our where abouts
so stay on the lookout for her

*takes a seat

Looks toward the masked man and then Nero
At this time... Kirigakure is vunerable
Zabuza and I have laid Explosives all over the village only a few have been detonated

Zabuza: This Josipa girl...why don't you hurry and take her out
if she is a threat

Looks toward Zabuza coldly
Zabua stop speaking out of turn, this is
akatsuki's problem, this has nothing to do with

Zabuza smiles down at himora coldly

"oh yes,yes, understood.."
*jashin then turns back to his human form and tilts his head*
"oh.. but wait a minute child. i doo think ya see.. i just think differently"
*jashin siddenly stands on top of the table and talks loudly at a wall*
" my idea was to spead my gift to exactly six thousand. which in and of itself would reduce the nations numbers and shinobi by almost half. then, after my army of undead guys have assembled, i would give them the power to use their jutsu again. buut in order to do that, i need the power of a tailed beast six and above. with the fully powered army under our control, they could easily take down the nations, considerin the fact they can regenerate instantaneously. then, when all of the nations are crippled, they would come to you all for help allowing us to rule tha world. even though we would technically already have ruled it with the ressurected shinobi.."
*jashin then falls flat on the table smiling*
"..my head hurts"

Looks toward Jashin

Theres one thing you ruled out
Jashin... what if the hidden villages were able to counter
your [i]gift back at us leaving you wide open, and the rest of us weakend

Sits down in his chair
and Gaining the tailed beast itself is a difficult task on its own

yes i got into a scuffle with 3 already and it wasnt pretty
if u guys ming ill be setting traps throughout the village i press a button as the now destroyed amegakure is fixed now excuse me

*leaves the lair

*smiling, jashin turns his head toward neeco*
"ooh, but i have child. and my answer to it is simple.. there is no cure. it cannot be reversed. only slowed down. and the only way to stop it is to well. find curtain things..but even i dont know where they are. let alone the other nations. it must run its course.. soooooo, theres nothin to worry about. the only reason why its taking so long right now is because of the whole getting a tailed beast thing. there just so damn sneaky ya know??"
*jashin licks his lips*

a soldier walks up to me brung blind folded by konan

soldier: sir we are low on food

nero: what happened to our resources

soldier:the workers in our factory got sick and infected the food

nero: very well u may go....

*konan takes the man out of the lair

Zabuza over hears the solider
speaking to nero and Konan, then smiles at Jashin.

Zabuza: Seems your little plague backfired afterall

Looks toward Zabuza
Zabuza please don't start anything
that may lead to a conflict

i look around the room

jashin, i need u to stock up on food their was a delivery guy
he lives in amegakure he hasnt shown up so ill need u to
find him and deliver the food...and one more thing take this

i throw a ring to jashin once given to us by jospia
it changes your appearence and hides your chakra

u may go

Zabuza looks toward Nero
The Akatsuki has really become pathetic
you lot truly don't live up to your hype.. the oh so scary Akatsuki

Looks down at Himora, then back at Nero


Zabuza ...for the last time enough

Zabuza: Smiles evilly, I'm simply stating the
facts.. The Akatsuki... are ...weak

i respect your right of opininon zabuza but u will not disrespect me

smiles evily back at him

*jashin smiles at zabuza*
"oooh, you sure are a yappy child eh? hoho, and for your information, it hasnt back fired. it was suppossed to infect everything.EVEERYTHING. we are not special enough to not recieve it. hehe. and besides..hehe..at least i didnt get beat by a bunch a 12 year olds. hoho, the one called kakashi said they nearly killed you before he even interveined..and hows that child of your , hau isnt it? hehe. i think ive seen em around. he looks slightly different though"
*jashin licks his lips*
"and, ok nero, ill go get some food for you all. now do you want fat children to eat, or skinny ones. i like the fattys myself"

Looks backa and forth between Zabuza, Nero
and Jashin...

Zabuza: Continues smiling...hmph...Kakashi's memoery must be fading
and the weakling haku, not even a concern to

looks toward Nero. Just like you all disrespected the Akatsuki
with your feeble attempts of world domination

"hohoho, i dont care about disgracin the akatsuki..i just wanna eat child"
*jashin then gets up*
"well , if youll exuse me, im gonna go find that food stuff"
*jashin sinks into the ground*

i throw a kunai at zabuza as it barely misses him

u need to shut up before i have u escorted from this village forever
looks toward zabuza

*jashin returns to the base with six carrages of food stapped behind him*
"hellooooooooooooooo. where do i put this nasty stuff eh?"

u can hand it over to me and ill then give it to the chef at the ramen shop

holds out hands as i hand jashin the money from the citizens


dont spend it all at one place

smiles

*jashin takes the money*
"hmmm? what is this?"
*jashin smells it*
"ooh, its money..hmmm.."
*jashin gulps the money down*
"egh.. just as i thought. nasty,, eh, i have no use for this stuff child. the food is behind me"
*jashins tentacle detatch from him and he goes inside the lair*

picks up the food
that is one strange fellow
exits the lair

Zabuza simply smiles as Nero exits the
Lair...

I told you not to star any trouble

Madara looked at all that was going on and said to himself i prey for the future madara then remembers the ninja from bridge as madara whispers Flash Madara then gets up i'll be back you all i have to get my special friend i hadn't seen him in ages the area around madara starts to distort and he disappears

Stands up and walks out the lair
without a word.. zabuza following close behind

*jashin enters the lair*
"i woooondeerrrr, whaaaaat can i dooooooooooooooooooooooooo...."
*jashin sits in his chair*
"tyga.."
*jashin makes the tiger hand seal*
"tyga,tyga,tyga.."
*jashin makes the bird hand seal*
"bird..dirdy,birdy,birdy.."
*jashins' stomagch growls*
"what ta doo,what ta doo..."
*suddenly, a moan is heard*
voice: waaaaaaaaah....
jashin:"hm?..what was that??"*jashins stomagch growls again*
voice: wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
jashin: "hm?"
*jashin looks at his stomagch*
"oh, hello tummy, i forgot you were down there"
tummy: *in a deep voice, slowy voice, the stomagch speaks*
tummy: feeed me..
jashin: o?
tummy: feeeeeeeeed meeee... why havent you feeded me yets. i wants to EEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAATTTS!!!!!!
jashin: ooh, you want to , oooh.. yeeea..about thaat..i um..
tummy: FEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jashin: ok,ok, look. ive started the process, buut, there was a little misunderstanding. after i spread the seasoning and gathered the food. i got the wrong water..
tummy:*angrily*...you did whats..
jashin: i,i. i was just about to kill the tailed beast to get the water, but then i smelled it. it was an imposter. it wasnt the real tailed one. it was the wrong water..
tummy: well go out and get the RIGHT water so i can EEEEEEATS!!!!
jashin: i am, i am. but i have to wait for a bit, you see the akatsuki people want me to stop for a second so that they can have their fun time.
tummy: THEN KILL THEM!!
jashin: well, i cant, because i have fun times with them, and besides. theey all smell soo good. i was hoping to savor them for last. waay, later along the road
tummy: yes..this is true.. they do smell extra special yummy.. and fun time is the second most important thing ever..but still. if you dont hurry, our forever life will ware off and our age will catch up to us..
jashin: yea thats true. but dont worry, ill get it done. and besides, the akatsuki said they would help me find an even better water..maybe even a nine..
tummy: wait..you can get the 9 water..GET IT!!GEEET IIIIT!! GET THE NINE WATEER GET THE 9 WATER!!!!!!
jashin: oook tummy, it ok, ill get the 9th water, i will, i promise. shhhh,shshshshshsh...
*jashin starts to rub his stomagch and it quiets down*

Madara appears in the lair and looks around and asks where is himora i have something for him to do? madara waits for some one to reply